About

My early schooling was challenging but had a great uniform.

My early schooling was challenging but had a great uniform.

 
 
 

I have not succeeded at a wide variety of careers, including...

Paper boy, oyster shucker, Uncle Sam impersonator, scholar of antiquity, rentable leprechaun, personal chef, river guide, résumé fixer, candidate for county office, companion to the elderly, theatrical spotlight operator, advertising copywriter, and haunted hayride mummy.

So you found me. But have I found you?

I am working on a slew — I think that’s the right unit of measurement — a SLEW of filmed and scripted projects right now, and I need some help. Maybe yours?

If you like what you see on these pages but think frankly, there could be more of it, then get in touch. Because we agree, I need a producer.